I Want You All To Do Something

I want you all to do something, for me and for yourselves.

I want you to get high. Wake-and-bake, morning thunder, a lit lunch, an afternoon doobie-break and a big bowl for dinner. I want you to get ripped, torn asunder and baked.

And then go to the bathroom, but listen to Aaron Copland's "Fanfare For The Common Man" when you do it.

Take a piss; it's never looked so glorious, so patriotic.
Brush your teeth; they'll never be cleaner than they are now.
Wash your face; but be careful if you're wearing headphones.

And then just try to tell me that marijuana isn't the best drug around.

-Alan